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[dragonydreams]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

No wonder Rudolph had a shiny nose, she must have been DRUNK trying to get over the trauma of being named RUDOLPH!


Gabrielle

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know! My co-worker sent that to me in an email and I just knew this group would get a kick out of it.

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

I definitely got a kick out of it!


BTW, I rec'ed Fate's Seamstress over at buffyversetop5.


Gabrielle

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

Heh, cool. Thank you. I'll have to check that comm out when I get home from work.

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

No prob!


Gabrielle

[fetoveh-edriwis.livejournal.com]

hahahahah

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

*grin* Glad you liked.

[aaronlisa.livejournal.com]

teehee....
Every time I hear that it makes me laugh :)

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

I'd never seen it before, so it really made me giggle.

[just-feen.livejournal.com]

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

I had a feeling you'd like that one. Things like that just need to be shared.

[bellakuuipo1.livejournal.com]

I read this somwhere beofre I posted it on my lj a couple of days ago ( I THINK). very Funny.