Flist Spam

[dragonydreams]

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.


2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.


3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.


4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.


5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.


6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.


7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.


8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.


10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.


11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.


12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.


13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.


14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.


AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Comments

[oreadno1.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

BTW, LOVE your icon!

Kathy

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

My dad had forwarded this in an email to me. I was laughing so hard, out loud, at work when I read it that I had to share.

I love this icon too. When I saw it, I had to snag it.

[c-ash-flow.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! That's hysterical, and sadly, very true!

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard when I got it in my email. Even though I've either seen it before or something similar. I couldn't resist spreading the humor.

[dark-lycoris.livejournal.com]

13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.


14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.


You got me. I did it. I scrolled back up! *blushes* I should have known better. Thanks, I needed a laugh.

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

I didn't have to scroll, but I did look back up to check if there was a #9. I'm happy to have given you a laugh.

[kukla47.livejournal.com]

hehe, I remember this one from last year, it's funny every time...

[dragonydreams.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd seen it before, but it still made me laugh. And I like to share things that make me laugh.