Meme

Well this is right on the money. Snagged from tinpanalley

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
The Northeast
North Central
Philadelphia
The South
The Midland
Boston
The West
What American accent do you have?

Although I did drink soda, not pop, growing up.

I think it was the last question that sealed the deal for me: When you say "bag" does it rhyme with "vague"? YES!